| Me: | Do you know any more virgins? |
| LP: | ... |
| LP: | No. |
| Me: | ... |
| LP: | I've fucked all of them. |
| Me: | Do you know any more virgins? |
| LP: | ... |
| LP: | No. |
| Me: | ... |
| LP: | I've fucked all of them. |
| Jamal: | For the sake of pussygetting which man would you most want to be? |
| Me: | Cristiano Ronaldo |
| Jamal: | Damn, you're right. Nigga is perfect. |
| Naya: | Well, which woman would you most wanna be? |
| Me: | I don't wanna be no damn woman |
| Jamal: | ... |
| Naya: | ... |
| Me: | Well I guess I'd be Cristiano Ronaldo's woman |
Bryant Dope representin
Queens on the come up. Forty just hustles
— The Alchemist - Paulo Cuelho (via vishuddha)
(via kicks-the-metaphors)